So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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