Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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