like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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