He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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