Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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