Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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