I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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