READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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