Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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