So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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