Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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