I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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