I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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