So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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