they need to just BURY HIM!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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