he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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