Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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