Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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