I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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