the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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