she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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