I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize