He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
