WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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