note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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