On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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