I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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