And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
worst night to have a conscience
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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