I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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