Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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