Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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