that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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