does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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