Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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