I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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