I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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