Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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