When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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