party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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