yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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