how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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