I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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