just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
