she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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