Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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