There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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