Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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