I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
