Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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