I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
