I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
