So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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