she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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