Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
